A girl is in her car, in the museum, she says. The girl’s driving with her friends to a nice party, where there are lots of nice people, friendly people that all have lives and have jobs and that will go to work every weekday, and then come home on the weekend and think, ‘we can let ourselves go now’.

In the museum, he says, there’s a fish tank with a fish inside it. Next to the fish is a garden gnome who is smoking a pipe. Next to the gnome is the sign ‘gone fishing’ and the fish is saying ‘I’m not stupid’. The gnome gets up into the fish tank and catches the fish and eats it.

In the museum is a room that’s ‘hot’, she says: there’s models draped over cars, there are cigarettes all over the floor, there’s money on the floor and money hanging from the ceiling. There’s fluffy dice inside the car and the models are primo models in fishnet stockings.

Yoda, he says, is in the museum. Yoda’s wearing a jet pack. He’s got a chopstick in one hand and tries to steal food from museum visitors. He has a lightsaber in the other hand. In this exhibit Yoda exists in a time when there is no food. There is a sign next to Yoda that says ‘I’m hungry’.

In the museum, he says, there’s a garden with large trees, grass, dappled light and flowers. The garden smells clean. The garden is reached by travelling a long hard walk where the walker moves away from civilization. It’s a secret garden, it’s a silent place, without people, a garden located in the future.